Behold! The man, the myth, the whispering deputy. Kenya’s second-in-command. The one who speaks in lowercase but serves in uppercase. The man whose voice is so faint, it needs Wi-Fi to reach the back of a rally crowd. If political power were measured in decibels, he’d still be searching for a network.
This is none other than Professor Kithure Kindiki, Deputy President of the Republic of Kenya, full-time head-nodder, part-time motivational speaker, and official distributor of Sh64 to widows and orphans.