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Gifts from strangers at the Hub in Karen that left my cup running over with gratitude
I was at the Hub, Karen, in midweek, doing this and that, testing those who came my way in a variety of ways.
By 7 days ago
Gifts from strangers at the Hub in Karen that left my cup running over with gratitude
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Prezzo Ruto toots own horn to reveal fresh delusions of grandeur
President William Ruto is not sitting pretty after the US declared that it was going to review Kenya's status as Major Non-Nato Ally.”
By 7 days ago
Prezzo Ruto toots own horn to reveal fresh delusions of grandeur
It's great idea to let cops raise kids, now that we've become police state
President William Ruto has blamed parents for shepherding their children to the streets, where they engage police in running battles.
By 21 days ago
It's great idea to let cops raise kids, now that we've become police state
Candid conversations on state of the nation make striking conclusions on Ruto presidency
President William Ruto's Kenya Kwanza administration has come under sharp criticism from the opposition and Gen Z over service delivery.
By 21 days ago
Candid conversations on state of the nation make striking conclusions on Ruto presidency
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Bonnie Mwangi's probe centred on DCI theory bows can shoot bullets
Even by its world-renown for inventiveness, the DCI hit a new threshold last weekend with the arrest and arraignment of my friend, Bonnie Mwangi, on arson and terror charges.
By 21 days ago
Bonnie Mwangi's probe centred on DCI theory bows can shoot bullets
Former Senator Orwoba is out and about, and she's kicking hard as ever
Mheshimiwa Gloria Orwoba was hustled out of office faster than the UDA wheelbarrow in Kericho was tossed to the ground.
By 28 days ago
Former Senator Orwoba is out and about, and she's kicking hard as ever
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Police claim Koimburi is an underground operative who must be brought back on surface
Koimburi says the reason siasa is being played on him is because of his association with former DP Rigathi Gachagua aka Riggy G.
By 28 days ago
Police claim Koimburi is an underground operative who must be brought back on surface
It's highway robbery alright, with silencer muting the gun blast
For every litre of kerosene or petrol purchased, the kafment has added an extra Sh7 levy that’s going to a special kitty that’s not recognised in law.
By 28 days ago
It's highway robbery alright, with silencer muting the gun blast
Don't tell me Farouk Kibet's is dreaming of bedding Sabina, just chilling on Lamu daybed
Sabina Chege, Nominated MP and the disputed leader of Jubilee Party, was introduced as “Mama Jubilee.”
By 1 month ago
Don't tell me Farouk Kibet's is dreaming of bedding Sabina, just chilling on Lamu daybed
Looks like Baba's been left 'talking to himself' as Kenyans moves on
He needed sufficient numbers to back him up to get his message across
By 1 month ago
Looks like Baba's been left 'talking to himself' as Kenyans moves on
Looks like Baba's been left 'talking to himself' as Kenyans move on
Baba’s silence is observance of “table manners,” meaning he’s been quiet because he’s busy eating.
By 1 month ago
Looks like Baba's been left 'talking to himself' as Kenyans move on
Ruto orders 'shoot but don't kill' to deescalate Murkomen's fatal edict
When he rose to address a gathering, a hired audience, as I understand, his anger was palpable.
By 1 month ago
Ruto orders 'shoot but don't kill' to deescalate Murkomen's fatal edict
Passaris's 'big, beautiful' Bill that gives goons a free pass in the city
The Nairobi County Woman Representative Esther Passaris has tabled a path-breaking Bill that seeks to entrench political freedoms in our country by opening special spaces for picketing and protests.
By 1 month ago
Passaris's 'big, beautiful' Bill that gives goons a free pass in the city
Tales of men drunk with power, seeking reinvention of youth
Gen-Z protesters have vowed to reclaim get rid of power barons and ensure proper governance is restored in the country.
By 1 month ago
Tales of men drunk with power, seeking reinvention of youth
Of tax default, and not-too-intelligent AI tools at KRA issuing 'matusi' messages night and day
Kenya Revenue Authority has been sending messages to individuals reminding them to fulfill their income tax obligation.
By 1 month ago
Of tax default, and not-too-intelligent AI tools at KRA issuing 'matusi' messages night and day
Using morbid humour to stay alive, but also to remind that youth have nothing to lose
Kenyans know who the criminals are: they call them by name and when sighted among crowds.
By 1 month ago
Using morbid humour to stay alive, but also to remind that youth have nothing to lose
Penpoints, gunpoints, and dreams, as literary scholars experience Ngugi's Kenya first-hand
Put simply, art is a living tissue, produced in such risky circumstances one is perpetually at risk of detention or torture
By 1 month ago
Penpoints, gunpoints, and dreams, as literary scholars experience Ngugi's Kenya first-hand
Buffaloes trot on city roads, as razor wires garland State House
In Parliament, things were equally elephant; there was a stampede as other big-bodied fellows scrambled out through a tight underground tunnel.
By 1 month ago
Buffaloes trot on city roads, as razor wires garland State House
Murkomen has reason to smile, giving 'promise of timeline' to equip CCTV cameras
After all, the Central Police Station, where Ojwang was held for a few hours, perhaps alive, perhaps dead, had a fully functional CCTV system.
By 1 month ago
Murkomen has reason to smile, giving 'promise of timeline' to equip CCTV cameras
UoN, Taifa Hall: Site of departure, site of return for Ngugi wa Thiong'o
Taifa Hall holds deeper meaning for the departed author.
By 1 month ago
UoN, Taifa Hall: Site of departure, site of return for Ngugi wa Thiong'o
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How Prezzo Ruto is crafting the State of Kenya in own image
This economic stagnation is from government own data, so trust Prezzo Ruto when he says he’s transforming the nation, backwards.
By 1 month ago
How Prezzo Ruto is crafting the State of Kenya in own image
Samidoh wanted 'alive or dead' to play music for goats in the wilds, as beautiful people wait
This is what we call fitina, pure and simple; how do you deprive Kenyans of Samidoh and hurl him in the wilderness to sing for goats?
By 2 months ago
Samidoh wanted 'alive or dead' to play music for goats in the wilds, as beautiful people wait
Go slow, Kenyans tell Matiang'i, remind memory is still fresh of his stint in power
As human rights agenda takes front and centre of our national discourse, this could be Matiang’i’s Achilles’s heel.
By 2 months ago
Go slow, Kenyans tell Matiang'i, remind memory is still fresh of his stint in power
Ojwang's murder, police cover-up severe assault on intelligence
This time, the police were adequately resourced: the vehicles that routinely lack fuel to assist needy Kenyans had enough petrol to run for hundreds of kilometres.
By 2 months ago
Ojwang's murder, police cover-up severe assault on intelligence
Saluting govt workers who are diligently serving Kenyans in Nairobi and Laikipia
My last port of call was the Westlands DC’s office, where I took the eldest man of the house to secure a national ID, now that he’s come of age.
By 2 months ago
Saluting govt workers who are diligently serving Kenyans in Nairobi and Laikipia
Embu Governor Mbarire fights shadows in broad daylight, wailing, 'Come, baby come'
She issued and retracted threats, cajoled her enthused crowd for support, then restated her firm standpoint as a regional power baroness.
By 2 months ago
Embu Governor Mbarire fights shadows in broad daylight, wailing, 'Come, baby come'
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Ngugi: The prophetic voice whose warning has now come to pass
Despite his long absence from Kenya, accounting for over 40 years, Ngugi still held a Kenyan passport. He died Kenyan, and he died for Kenya.
By 2 months ago
Ngugi: The prophetic voice whose warning has now come to pass
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Unmasking the literary genius: Ngugi's musings, myths, criticisms
Prof Ngugi wa Thiong’o, Kenya and Africa’s towering man of letters who has died at the age of 87, evolved from a mythical figure of my youth to become a close mentor whose friendship.
By 2 months ago
Unmasking the literary genius: Ngugi's musings, myths, criticisms
Kenya Kwanza is redistributing wealth to hustlers, let's use the model to mobilise crowds
Some ten million hustlers took small loans of Sh500 once or twice, but never repaid and the government now considers them bad loans and will write them off.
By 2 months ago
Kenya Kwanza is redistributing wealth to hustlers, let's use the model to mobilise crowds
After taking all your cash in taxes, now Govt says it requires your ideas on spending it
Treasury Cabinet Secretary John Mbadi has reached out to Kenyans seeking suggestions on how to improve the National Budget for the next financial year.
By 2 months ago
After taking all your cash in taxes, now Govt says it requires your ideas on spending it
Mama Samia provides dash of Dar hospitality to top Kenyan activists
Instead of protesting the shabby treatment of Kenyans who were illegally detained in Dar, before being deported, Mudavadi suggested that they called it upon themselves.
By 2 months ago
Mama Samia provides dash of Dar hospitality to top Kenyan activists
City residents to Sakaja: Slow down, we'll pay up when we can, even Kenya has debts
City dwellers who have defaulted on rent for years are facing eviction despite City Hall failing to maintain those units for a decade, collect garbage or fix city thoroughfares.
By 2 months ago
City residents to Sakaja: Slow down, we'll pay up when we can, even Kenya has debts
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Former top cop Charles Owino provides compelling analogy of how to commit murder
Charles Owino, the former spokesperson for the National Police Service, returned to TV screens this week to provide useful insights about law and disorder in Homa Bay county.
By 2 months ago
Former top cop Charles Owino provides compelling analogy of how to commit murder
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Kenyans grieve their lost kin, even as Murkomen circles in useless legalese
Interior Cabinet Secretary Kipchumba Murkomen appeared on TV to “explain” what President Ruto meant when he declared that youth who were abducted had safely been returned to their families.
By 2 months ago
Kenyans grieve their lost kin, even as Murkomen circles in useless legalese
It's a shoe in: Ruto's reign will be defined by the flying missile
I am sure the people of Migori have gentler ways of expressing their affection, even though flying a shoe may well be one of the gestures.
By 3 months ago
It's a shoe in: Ruto's reign will be defined by the flying missile
The Kenyattas want a generational change they could not initiate, after 25 years in charge
Muhoho’s other major claim is that he’s the younger brother of Prezzo Uhuru Kenyatta, so I was surprised to see the younger Kenyatta looking elderly, complete with a grey beard.
By 3 months ago
The Kenyattas want a generational change they could not initiate, after 25 years in charge
Get ready, 'Soundtrack To a Coup D'etat' will simply blow your mind
Soundtrack to a Coup-D’Etat intersects jazz, Cold War politics and colonisation to explain the murder of DRC’s founding premier, Patrice Lumumba.
By 3 months ago
Get ready, 'Soundtrack To a Coup D'etat' will simply blow your mind
Get ready, 'Soundtrack To a Coup D'etat' will simply blow your mind
DRC is still under the Western-sanctioned continuation of neo-colonial exploitation.
By 3 months ago
Get ready, 'Soundtrack To a Coup D'etat' will simply blow your mind
It's a shoe in: Ruto's reign will be defined by the flying missile
The government has left no foot unturned as they sought to establish the circumstances under a shoe floated so close to President William Ruto's face
By 3 months ago
It's a shoe in: Ruto's reign will be defined by the flying missile
After jobs hoax in UAE, it's fair for Kenyans to say in unison: 'Hapa hatuna nchi'
Some distraught Kenyans have been sharing distressing stories about their botched job searches in the UAE, where they were deported as soon as they landed.
By 3 months ago
After jobs hoax in UAE, it's fair for Kenyans to say in unison: 'Hapa hatuna nchi'
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